Categorized | Coffee Tales

CoffeeTale Comedy… Papa Bear

Papa Bear tossed and turned, but could not fall asleep. When his restlessness woke Mama Bear, she cried in exasperation; “How many times do I have to tell you? No coffee after September.”

 

Einstein and Coffee

 

Coffee I Love You

 

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.
The first one said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered”.

 

Patient to the eye doctor: “Whenever I drink coffee, I have this sharp, excruciating pain.”
“Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before drinking.”

 

Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt.
That’s not surprising, dear, it was just ground this morning.

 

A lady came into the kitchen, sat down at the table, leaned forward, put her head in her hands and said to her husband “Honey, I feel terrible! My head hurts, my back’s killing me and my left breast just burns and burns.”

He said “I’m gonna help you, Dear. I’ll get you some aspirins for the headache, I’ll rub your back with Myoflex for the backache, and if you’ll sit up and get your breast out of the coffee, it’ll stop burning!”

 

 

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.

Advert

Sign Up $1 Newsletter

Hi CoffeeTale Lovers,

We are re-starting our Weekly CoffeeTale Newsletter and we offer two options. CoffeeTale Paid ($1.00/week), and Free and CoffeeTale


CoffeeTale Free comes to your email as usual and is as funny, informative, and entertaining as always.


CoffeeTale Paid is the full newsletter in email form. You do not need to access the website to see the full stories and articles.


We also offer a hard copy of the newsletter monthly. Additional shipping costs may be required depending upon your location.


This Week’s Movie


Clickbank Marketing Tools

Learn Barista Skills and Start Making Coffee

Shopping

Want to Convert Your Coffee Interest in an $500+/Day Online Business?

Calendar

July 2014
S M T W T F S
« Jun   Aug »
 12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
2728293031  

Advertisements