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CoffeeTale Comedy… Decaf

Mom and Dad Im decaffeinated






Woke up late, so I put Red Bull in the coffee machine instead of water. Got halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.

I always hoped I’d end up with a coffee woman: black, wet, and steaming hot.  Sadly, what I ended up with is more of a Starbucks frappuccino. Ice cold, and the bitch costs me a fortune.

Q: What is it when an Antartian blows into another Antartian’s ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: What did the Antartian say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: “I wonder if it’s mine?”
Q: Why shouldn’t Antartian’s have coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Antartians at a four-way stop.
Q: How do you confuse an Antartian?
A: Give him a package of M&M’s and tell him to put them in alphabetical order.


Where do birds meet for coffee?
In a nest-caf.

The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure?
Doctor: Yes, that is true.
P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure?
D: Yes, that is also true.
P: So, in average, I live normally.

 A man taking a woman home after their first date asks if he can come inside of a cup of coffee. Oh, no, she says, I never ask a guy in on the first date.
Okay, the man replies, how about the last date? 





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